WEYLAND CYBERNETICS ANNOUNCES IMMEDIATE RECALL OF DAVID 7 MODELS SANFRANCISCO, CA – JUNE 14, 2071 THE WEYLAND CYBERNETICS DIVISION HAS ANNOUNCED A LIMITED RECALL OF ALL DAVID 7 UNITS WITH SERIAL NUMBERS BETWEEN 5000 AND 6000, TYPES A THROUGH C, IN RESPONSE TO CONSUMER CLAIMS THAT THESE MODELS EXPERIENCED FAILURE WHILE ATTEMPTING TO INTERPRET CERTAIN […]